非要拿他垫背?孔乙己不配姓赵,你就配姓孔了?
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【404文库】卖杏花|孔乙己偷你家啥了,非要拿他垫背?
最近,孔乙己大约是红了。这年头,除了被404的,能红的都红了,不该红的也紫了。
但事情正在起变化,孔乙己也似乎有沦入404的苗头。网上有一些人从绍兴市城乡结合部的乱葬岗里,掘出他的长衫,披在自己身上,活得很苦很控诉的样子。
这岂止是悖谬,简直是大逆。无论你的啃老费或养老金到不到一百零七个铜板,都不该这么不要脸,尤其不该强征孔乙己老师,做你们的精神领袖。
孔乙己没你们那么卑污苟贱,他命苦从不怨政府,点背从不骂社会。即便饿得面黄肌瘦,也不怨朝廷一声;即便做贼,也不做反贼。
他临终前被丁举人(参照科级干部待遇的书香门第)打断了双腿,也只是捡个破蒲包系自己臀部下,移手做足讨生活,从不想着去民政部门讨要残疾补助,更不在光天化日下蠕行闹市,影响市容和人民的好心情。此境界,岂是一些宵小之徒可比?
读书人的事儿,能叫偷吗?
朝廷的事儿,能会错吗?
我小时候的教科书说,孔乙己是科举制度下的牺牲者,被四书五经毒害躯体和精神,让他又穷又怪又懒,最终走上了不归路。
可教科书上的旧社会里,不但有穿长衫站着喝酒(推荐一款孔乙己典当长衫也要买的无添加黄酒)的孔乙己,也有衣服不能再短的出租车司机祥子呀。
老师只告诉我孔乙己死于懒,死于穷酸,可祥子既不懒又不酸,茴香豆的茴,他一个写法都不知道,为啥还死得那么惨?
所以故归根结底,有些人本来就应该饥寒交迫地惨死,与他们穿长衫还是比基尼关系不大。
问题就出在,在比基尼时代,好吃懒做的男女们穿得越来越少,索求却越来越多。看看孔乙己和祥子,生得不伟大,死得也难言光荣,但他们胡乱埋怨过谁?
一个社会的败坏,就是从一些人不好好拧螺丝,却啪啪敲键盘开始。孔乙己不配姓赵,你就配姓孔了?
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