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普京急召127公斤重量级将军作战 每日5餐 爆肥吓人
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俄罗斯前少将帕沃尔(General Pavel)。(图/截自推特)
俄国总统普京(Vladimir
Putin)手下一群优等兵作战期间面临后勤问题、指挥战术失利,还有大大低估乌军实力等等,导致多达14名将军丧命,折损约莫5万名兵力。实在没有招了,普京只好抓回一名“重量级”将军来“滥竽充数”,他是67岁退役将领帕沃尔(General
Pavel),拥有40多年战地经验,不过5年前退役的他开始暴饮暴食,体重增至127公斤,远看肿得像颗球,将成为肉垫还是砲灰只能继续看下去。
综合《纽约邮报》、《每日邮报》外媒报导,该名前俄罗斯少将帕沃尔(General
Pavel)刚从舒适的养老生活被普京召回乌东前线,俄军在顿巴斯(Donbass)战役中陷入僵局,这回打算派出帕沃尔负责该地区指挥工作。
自1980年展开军旅生涯以来,曾服役于叙利亚、阿富汗特种部队,5年前褪去军装,在莫斯科郊区过著“放肆”的退休生活。据悉帕沃尔每天至少要吃5餐搭配1公升的伏特加,令人不敢恭维的饮食习惯也让他5年间爆肥至127公斤。如今连制服也穿不下,当局还为他量身打造“大尺码”军服,上了年纪还需要套上2层防弹背心,确保零罩门的保护。
据克宫一名情报人员表示,“普京的军队损失惨重,许多菁英级的官兵在乌克兰受伤或丧命,现在不得不抓回一些拐瓜劣枣来『滥竽充数』,估计也撑不久。”
他还提到,普京的命令谁也无法拒绝,就算你已经脱离部队,但听到“俄罗斯母亲需要你”,也无能为力。
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